These are quotes that I have heard and written down or read and filed because I think they are amusing.

I think I should start with what I think it the most memorable thing I've ever said

 

"This lollie Tastes like detergent" - Me

Then my favourite quote:

"I always tell the girls never to take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt; if you never get hurt, then you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends" - Penny Lane from "Almost Famous"

MY Quote

"He lives the poetry that he cannot write" - Oscar Wilde

other

"In this world there are no coincidences. There can only be the inevitable." - Clow Reed from CCS

"I cannot be awake for nothing looks to me as it did before, Or else I am awake for the first time, and all before has been a mean sleep" - Walt Whitman

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer

"I was here. I existed. I was young, I was happy, and someone cared enough about me in this world to take my picture" -Seymour Parrish "One hour photo"

"Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears" - Edgar Allan Poe

"My love of pagan beauty, the male nude, at war with my religious faith" - Michelangelo Buonarroti

"I've been talking about fabric softerner all day" Darren Hayes

"Exotic Dancer" Daniel Jones

"Lets not associate his first kiss with a hug from his hooker mom" Bill from "Still Standing"

"Your best friend tells you he is gay. Now it's easy to say you are ok with it but its not so easy to mean it when he is undoing your pants" Christopher Titus

"This is about putting a guitar over your shoulder and being a hero" Daniel Jones (on break me shake me)

"El amor lo puede todo" -love can do all - Horacio Villalobos

"I highly doubt Kurt (Cobain) had more than 5 sex partners his whole life, and that is INCLUDING Michael Stipe" Phat Girl from Diary Land

"My inner child sucks cock for crack money" Fred from Rabid Monkeys

"What is more surprising than a Presbyterian travesty brigade?" Eddy Izard

"Just because you dont know how to get out of something doesn't mean you should go through it" Autononmy

"I could love someone, even if I am not paid for it. . .I love you, you dont pay me" Mike from My Own Private Idaho

"Dont dream it, be it" Rocky Horror Picture Show

"They invited me up to sing 'karma police' and I was really honored because NOBODY gets up with tha radiohead" - Michael Stipe

"I meet Mr Stipe who gives me and Jonny what he describes as an organic pick-me-up. It’s not speed, he says." - Thom Yorke

"Oh my god! Jesus is playing!" Brian Molko